No one dies a virgin.. cos' life screws us all
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said
"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!".
The passenger apologize and said,
"I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied,
"Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."
:[
mum is going vietnam this 25th.
not that i'll miss her..
but yeah..
i wna go too.
instead of going,
i'll be having exams.
how sweet.
"Youre my afrodisiac
youre e only one im needing"
yawn.
just woke up.
today wasnt cool.
amanda was like crying e hell out.
cuz half, or rather, 3 quarter of her day was gone just like that.
my life, she called that.
whatever la.
fuck.
afrodisiac!
i love e past.
how pathetic
ranted at 11:02 PM
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